Book Review...

So I have just finished reading Oprah's latest book club selection, A Million Little Pieces. I was not, as many of Oprah's minions were, blown away. This book seems to be nothing more than a 430-page collection of oddly strung together curse words with the occasional descprition of the authors stomach contents. I admit that I had read it almost straight through without any breaks; it was difficult to put down at times, but only because I kept waiting for something to happen. It didnt. I kept waiting for this little pompass prick to get his ass kicked (which he seriously deserved), but instead I am expected to believe that he kicks the ass of several infamous mobsters and beats this overwhelming twleve year addiction to the worlds most additive drugs by simply reading the Tao of Somethingorother... I didn't and don't buy it. I am happy to report that I now know the difference between crack and heroin. Maybe that will come in handy. Most of the curse words I was already familiar with...